The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Eighteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Gabriel Jesus
70
1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
9
Victor Osimhen
Harry Kane
36
1 - 1
1 - 2
58
Neymar
1 - 3
69
Leroy Sané
1 - 4
85
Granit Xhaka

Surreal Olympics

0 - 4

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
25
Jack Oliver
0 - 2
31
Alejandro Grimaldo
0 - 3
45+1
Karim Benzema
0 - 4
49
Jamal Musiala

Maychester United

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Dušan Vlahović
37
1 - 0
1 - 1
58
Ciro Immobile
1 - 2
73
Federico Chiesa
Dušan Vlahović
82
2 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
60
João Palhinha

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 4

Los Patos

0 - 1
21
Tammy Abraham
0 - 2
43
Kieran Trippier
0 - 3
61
Tammy Abraham (Pen)
0 - 4
73
Tammy Abraham (Pen)

RED CARD - 11 - Cats like Felix like not playing by the prescribed rules of the game properly.

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Dani Parejo
59
1 - 0
1 - 1
74
Dayot Upamecano

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 1

Mancs in Black

Vinícius Júnior
29
1 - 0
1 - 1
41
Otávio

Kamara Chameleon Collective

3 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
25
Robert Lewandowski
Rodrygo
37
1 - 1
Timo Werner
65
2 - 1
2 - 2
67
Robert Lewandowski
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
86
3 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Erling Haaland
80
1 - 0

Weasels

1 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Norman Onyango
24
1 - 0