Bielsa is safe. The visitors turned up for their manager here, with Bruno Fernandes in excellent form, and the Menace’s only real opportunity to get back into the game after going two down was through a Caicedo penalty. The home fans will be hoping for more from this young team next season, while Arbor Red must finally find some year-long consistency if they are to turn their undoubted potential into success.

By Annette Johnning

Only one word for this: woof.

By Karen Tentacle

What a way to celebrate their cup win! Halfman have had the potential for greatness all season, but Rodgers needs to coax performances like this out of this side week in, week out for them to seriously trouble the top of the table next year. But for now, this’ll do very nicely.

By Ernest Q. Rollingpin

With the bet settled, the two rivals played out a long exhale of a draw. We await with interest the Ducks’ imminent rebranding.

By Burt Anicalgardens

Don’t ever be rude to football journalists on Twitter, ’cause we see things that you need not see, such as this match.

By Una ‘Triple Bypass’ Dunderchuff

Maychester’s season came to an abrupt and unflattering end when [Thank you for using Match Report Generator PRO! Upgrade your trial version from just £29.99 per month to remove ads and unlock additional features] Digne did under-pressure Galtier a favour with a late goal. It didn’t salvage a place in the top half for La Ball, though, and Zidane’s men take a creditable if not exceptional silver medal.

By ‘My Round’ Stu Chafing

The Pigs are left to think about what might have been all season, an early Morata goal being undone by Foden and Jimenez in the second half. The Cocks have not wowed many under Mourinho but this result at least ensured that they finished above Nilwall on goal difference.

By Hasan Febreze

The league’s most in-form team lost to Nilwall. Embarrassing.

By Baroness Ellen Abingdon-Slough

The Kompany caretaker era looked like it would be ending in style for Martyrs as Haaland and Chiesa gave the visitors a promising half-time lead but Lambert’s men are rarely the kind to give up. Fernandinho and Wijnaldum bailed them out, leaving Weasels ahead of Los Hijos in the final table by a single goal.

By the Everlasting Jane