The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Eleven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Eleven

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
81'
Gonçalo Guedes

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 0

Weasels

Memphis Depay
6'
1 - 0

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
15'
Dejan Kulusevski
0 - 2
27'
José Giménez
0 - 3
77'
Erling Haaland

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 2

Maychester United

Dominic Calvert-Lewin
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
32'
Eden Hazard (Retired) (Pen)
Leonardo Bonucci
61'
2 - 1
2 - 2
70'
Raúl García

Los Patos

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
7'
Dani Carvajal

Crystal Phallus

2 - 1

AFC He-Man

Raheem Sterling
46'
1 - 0
1 - 1
62'
Luis Suárez
Sadio Mané (Retired)
68'
2 - 1

Arbor Red

3 - 2

Surreal Olympics

Sergio Agüero (Retired)
1'
1 - 0
Franck Ribéry (Retired)
8'
2 - 0
2 - 1
25'
Álvaro Morata
2 - 2
48'
Mauro Icardi
Luis Muriel
67'
3 - 2

No easy way of saying this, once again Surreal Madrid got roasted here.

By Toby Carvery

FC Cers City

1 - 3

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
6'
Season 5 – FC Cers City vs Mancs in Black
0 - 2
56'
Ousmane Dembélé
Lucas Moura
70'
1 - 2
1 - 3
97'
Sergio Ramos (Pen)

Chilean Menace

3 - 3

FC Carrcelona

0 - 1
9'
Allan
0 - 2
11'
Florian Thauvin
0 - 3
59'
Leon Bailey
Jamie Vardy
61'
1 - 3
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired) (Pen)
82'
2 - 3
Emre Can
86'
3 - 3

RED SMS 38′

Nilwall FC

1 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
52'
Yannick Carrasco
Harry Kane
55'
1 - 1
1 - 2
93'
Niklas Süle (OG)

This week's crossword clue

32 Across: Name not for Ander Herrera either (6)

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