Mbappe started brightly for TTT, but the LLamas built their way back into the game and continued their run at the top of the form table. TTT will be looking at the split line in horror.

By Albert Fantom

New manager, same problem. Another soft penalty conceded for WBA. After that set back they never really looked close to getting back into the game, and Arbor Red were fairly merciless in shutting the game down.

By Frankie Wheels

The new look FC Cers were utterly on fire today, despite the poor weather. It turns out the space Benzema really needed to create was running the left wing. Haaland was simply unstoppable today and it may prove the end of the league’s longest serving manager.

By Lindsay Gazump

The inform Elves were very much back on the beach for this one. The Weasels won’t be at all disappointed their more creative players didn’t show up when they have goal machines like Eric Dier and Kurt Zouma.

By Ann Cillary

A major clash at the top of the table, and it was Los Hijos who came out on top. It was one way traffic in the first half, as the Cocks were overawed by Raul Jiminez. An early second half penalty for Kane gave the BBC hope, scoring with their first shot on target in the game. From here on it was a Sir Alex Ferguson masterclass as the the travelling team had their own period of dominance, thanks mainly to some awful Hijos defending. Ferland Mendy gave away the game’s third penalty, which Kane duly scored. The real winners today? Les Canards.

By Dingo Darren

Franck Kessie continues his fine scoring run for the Mancs with a fine poachers effort from a loose ball. The Pigs had plenty of opportunities to attack, but left themselves vulnerable on the counter. Oyarzabal scored his fifteenth goal of the season after losing his man in the box to complete the rout.

By Terry Force

Would you believe it, Ciro scored! Who cares that it was offside? Definitely not me. Anyway, Maychester deserved nothing after Mane showed Jevans up for Surreal’s second goal. Very much a classic Red Swans performance with many misplaced passes ceding easy possession to Surreal. A moment of madness from John Stones changed the outlook of the game, with makeshift right back Sergio Ramos scoring a rare non penalty. It wasn’t enough.

By Ragin’ Jeff Cajun

RED Stones 55′

A comedy of errors for Farcelona and Nilwall claim themselves another victim. Something just isn’t working for Neymar, Suarez and Di Maria this season and it couldn’t happen to a more likable group of players. Nilwall, as is their way, refused to stop attacking and come away with another clean sheet.

By Gary Dumpster

Well, this was dull. The Pythons at least looked like they were trying. Abject is the only possible word I can think of for Ancelloti’s Dawgs, are you Steve Kean is disguise? Ignore all that, the Dawgs steal it at the death.

By Commissar Wendy 

The Ducks, sensing their opportunity to go top, were much the better side against a listless Menace team in the opening exchanges. However despite a fairly dominant performance, three penalties of varying softness gave Southgate’s boys a somewhat inexplicable result here.

By Harry (aged 6)

MISSED PEN Big Bob 66′