| Season | Team | Apps | Goals | Assists | PoM | Red Cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Qiú Mǎng | 17 | 1 | 0 | 1 | |
| 2 | Crystal Phallus | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 3 | Twilight Wolves | 15 | 0 | 1 | 0 | |
| 4 | Arbor Red | 28 | 0 | 2 | 0 | |
| 5 | Nilwall FC | 27 | 0 | 2 | 1 | |
| 6 | Los Patos | 13 | 0 | 0 | 0 | |
| 7 | Nilwall FC | 30 | 1 | 2 | 0 | |
| 8 | Nilwall FC | 0 | ||||
| 9 | Nilwall FC | |||||
| 10 | Nilwall FC | |||||
| 11 | Wedge Bromwich Albion | |||||
| 12 | AFC He-Man | 1 | ||||
| 13 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 14 | AFC He-Man | 1 | ||||
| 15 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 16 | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 | ||||
| 17 | Nanard Corruption Football | |||||
| 18 | Nanard Corruption Football | |||||
| 19 | AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 1 | ||||
| 20 | Los Hijos de Chud | |||||
| 21 | Nootcastle United | 1 | ||||
| 22 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 23 | West Bromwich Altaria | |||||
| 24 | AFC He-Man | |||||
| 25 | AFC Double Dutch Demigods | |||||
| 26 | Möhömahamörssit | |||||
| 27 | Crawford Hotspur FC |
