Season	Team	Apps	Goals	Assists	PoM	Red Cards
2	Weasels	7	0	1	0
3	Weasels	4	0	0	0
4	Weasels	11	0	0	0
5	Weasels	19	1	0	0
6	Los Patos	8	0	0	0
7	Weasels	21	4	3	2
8	Weasels
9	Weasels		5
10	Weasels
11	Los Patos
12	Weasels
13	Weasels		2
14	Surreal Olympics
15	Weasels		2
16	Weasels		1
17	Brigstock Big Cocks		3
18	Qiú Mǎng		3
19	Weasels
20	Weasels
21	Surreal Olympics		1
22	Maychester United		3
23	Ye Who Enter Here United		3
24	Ye Who Enter Here United
25	Queens of the Quagmire		1
26	Ye Who Enter Here United		2
27	Weasels		4			1
28	Surreal Olympics