Current Table
| Team | Played/th> | W | D | L | For | Against | GD | Points | xG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Os Patos | 25 | 16 | 6 | 3 | 38 | 17 | 21 | 54 | |
| 2. AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 25 | 15 | 3 | 7 | 53 | 35 | 18 | 48 | |
| 3. Karoba United | 25 | 14 | 5 | 6 | 64 | 37 | 27 | 47 | |
| 4. Tiki Taka Toah | 26 | 14 | 5 | 7 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 47 | |
| 5. FC Cers City | 26 | 13 | 7 | 6 | 57 | 43 | 14 | 46 | |
| 6. Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 26 | 13 | 5 | 8 | 48 | 37 | 11 | 44 | |
| 7. Partizaak Belgrade | 26 | 12 | 7 | 7 | 50 | 30 | 20 | 43 | |
| 8. Much and More FC | 25 | 12 | 6 | 7 | 46 | 28 | 18 | 42 | |
| 9. Los Hijos de Chud | 25 | 12 | 6 | 7 | 41 | 33 | 8 | 42 | |
| 10. Pantabangan Wanderers | 25 | 11 | 7 | 7 | 36 | 29 | 7 | 40 | |
| 11. Möhömahamörssit | 25 | 11 | 7 | 7 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 40 | |
| 12. Beek and Donk Spartans | 25 | 11 | 6 | 8 | 47 | 41 | 6 | 39 | |
| 13. CSM Focșani | 25 | 11 | 6 | 8 | 36 | 34 | 2 | 39 | |
| 14. Willverhampton Wanderers | 26 | 11 | 5 | 10 | 42 | 38 | 4 | 38 | |
| 15. Weasels | 24 | 11 | 5 | 8 | 27 | 29 | -2 | 38 | |
| 16. Barely Athletic | 25 | 10 | 6 | 9 | 35 | 24 | 11 | 36 | |
| 17. Chilean Menace | 25 | 11 | 3 | 11 | 44 | 45 | -1 | 36 | |
| 18. Sh1tesse | 27 | 10 | 6 | 11 | 41 | 45 | -4 | 36 | |
| 19. Farcelona | 26 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 33 | 30 | 3 | 35 | |
| 20. St Marten Saints | 25 | 10 | 5 | 10 | 35 | 34 | 1 | 35 | |
| 21. Vlad Botafogo | 26 | 10 | 5 | 11 | 41 | 43 | -2 | 35 | |
| 22. Nootcastle United | 24 | 10 | 3 | 11 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 33 | |
| 23. West Bromwich Altaria | 25 | 8 | 7 | 10 | 30 | 30 | 0 | 31 | |
| 24. Kamara Chameleon Collective | 25 | 7 | 8 | 10 | 29 | 37 | -8 | 29 | |
| 25. AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 25 | 9 | 2 | 14 | 35 | 43 | -8 | 29 | |
| 26. Bloke Squad | 25 | 9 | 2 | 14 | 35 | 44 | -9 | 29 | |
| 27. Qiú Mǎng | 25 | 7 | 5 | 13 | 39 | 45 | -6 | 26 | |
| 28. Maychester United | 25 | 7 | 5 | 13 | 34 | 43 | -9 | 26 | |
| 29. Flying Faux Soccer | 25 | 7 | 4 | 14 | 35 | 45 | -10 | 25 | |
| 30. La Ball de la Foot | 25 | 5 | 9 | 11 | 33 | 54 | -21 | 24 | |
| 31. Crawford Hotspur FC | 25 | 5 | 8 | 12 | 32 | 47 | -15 | 23 | |
| 32. Horses With Attitude | 25 | 5 | 4 | 16 | 23 | 48 | -25 | 19 | |
| 33. Surreal Freedom | 25 | 1 | 2 | 22 | 18 | 86 | -68 | 5 |
