Current Table
| Team | Played | W | D | L | For | Against | GD | Points | xG |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. Beek and Donk Spartans | 16 | 10 | 3 | 3 | 29 | 25 | 4 | 33 | |
| 2. Pantabangan Wanderers | 16 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 26 | 15 | 11 | 32 | |
| 3. Tiki Taka Toah | 15 | 9 | 4 | 2 | 27 | 15 | 12 | 31 | |
| 4. Vlad Botafogo | 15 | 9 | 3 | 3 | 26 | 12 | 14 | 30 | |
| 5. Ye Who Enter Here United | 15 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 25 | 13 | 12 | 30 | |
| 6. Horses With Attitude | 15 | 7 | 7 | 1 | 18 | 12 | 6 | 28 | |
| 7. Maychester United | 15 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 25 | 20 | 5 | 27 | |
| 8. Weasels | 15 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 29 | 17 | 12 | 26 | |
| 9. Partizaak Belgrade | 15 | 8 | 2 | 5 | 23 | 12 | 11 | 26 | |
| 10. Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle | 15 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 28 | 16 | 12 | 24 | |
| 11. Flying Faux Soccer | 15 | 7 | 3 | 5 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 24 | |
| 12. Sh1tesse | 16 | 6 | 6 | 4 | 27 | 22 | 5 | 24 | |
| 13. CSM Focșani | 16 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 23 | 18 | 5 | 23 | |
| 14. Go Ahead Rock Flag Eagles | 15 | 7 | 2 | 6 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 23 | |
| 15. AllChipsBelongToUs FC | 16 | 6 | 4 | 6 | 15 | 20 | -5 | 22 | |
| 16. Much and More FC | 15 | 5 | 6 | 4 | 22 | 20 | 2 | 21 | |
| 17. Zimbrob | 16 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 16 | 18 | -2 | 21 | |
| 18. Möhömahamörssit | 16 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 23 | 17 | 6 | 20 | |
| 19. Crawford Hotspur FC | 16 | 6 | 2 | 8 | 24 | 25 | -1 | 20 | |
| 20. Kamara Chameleon Collective | 16 | 5 | 5 | 6 | 16 | 23 | -7 | 20 | |
| 21. Los Hijos de Chud | 15 | 6 | 1 | 8 | 17 | 22 | -5 | 19 | |
| 22. Qiú Mǎng | 15 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 21 | 21 | 0 | 18 | |
| 23. La Ball de la Foot | 15 | 5 | 3 | 7 | 19 | 27 | -8 | 18 | |
| 24. FC Cers City | 16 | 4 | 1 | 11 | 19 | 32 | -13 | 13 | |
| 25. Los Patos | 15 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 12 | 23 | -11 | 12 | |
| 26. West Bromwich Altaria | 14 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 18 | 27 | -9 | 11 | |
| 27. AFC Double Dutch Demigods | 14 | 3 | 1 | 10 | 15 | 30 | -15 | 10 | |
| 28. Farcelona | 15 | 1 | 4 | 10 | 19 | 34 | -15 | 7 | |
| 29. Surreal Olympics | 16 | 0 | 1 | 15 | 5 | 40 | -35 | 1 |
