The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to.

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
90+2
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
19
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
75
Jamal Musiala

Weasels

0 - 0

St Marten Saints

RED CARD - 90+5 - Jordi Al-PA

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
1
João Félix
0 - 2
15
Riyad Mahrez
0 - 3
37
Christian Eriksen

Surreal yellows: 23
Surreal reds: 0

More players sent off in Surreal games for not-Surreal than for Surreal. Shameful.

RED CARD - 3 - I'VE DONE MY BIT, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN NOW LADS

Os Patos

1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Erik Lamela
67
1 - 0

Maychester United

0 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
42
Raheem Sterling
0 - 2
52
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
64
Fabinho
0 - 2
71
Fabinho

Noot York City

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
45
Dušan Vlahović

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
2
Timo Werner
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
39
1 - 1
1 - 2
83
Federico Valverde

Farcelona

0 - 0

AFC He-Man

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Much and More FC

Norman Onyango
1
1 - 0
Ciro Immobile
82
2 - 0

RED CARD - 49 - NAUGHTILY REGIS