The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to.

Farcelona

0 - 3

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
27'
Benjamin White
0 - 2
84'
Dušan Vlahović
0 - 3
94'
Guillermo Torres

MISSED PEN Yeremy Pen? No 38′

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Dejan Kulusevski
23'
1 - 0
1 - 1
47'
Riyad Mahrez

Much and More FC

3 - 2

Sh1tesse

James Maddison
19'
1 - 0
1 - 1
53'
Thomas Müller
Erling Haaland
61'
2 - 1
Rúben Neves
72'
3 - 1
3 - 2
92'
Thomas Müller

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 5

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
35'
Abdul Boateng
0 - 2
68'
Abdul Boateng
0 - 3
78'
Leroy Sané
0 - 4
84'
Abdul Boateng
0 - 5
90'
Elio Montouri

Surreal yellows: 19
Surreal reds: 0

Weasels

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Os Patos

0 - 1

St Marten Saints

0 - 1
49'
Romelu Lukaku

Noot York City

1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Gerard Moreno
71'
1 - 0

RED CARD - 90' - ENJOY THIS MARVELOUS NAKAMBAN, BUCKO

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 2

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
54'
Bruno Fernandes
0 - 2
63'
Son Heung-Min
Ousmane Dembélé
78'
1 - 2
Ousmane Dembélé
81'
2 - 2

Maychester United

2 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
4'
Victor Osimhen
Rasmus Højlund
81'
1 - 1
Leon Goretzka
88'
2 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 5

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
5'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
35'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 3
50'
Manuel Locatelli
0 - 4
70'
Lautaro Martínez
Tomáš Souček
80'
1 - 4
1 - 5
81'
Ricardo Horta

MISSED PEN Top 10 18′

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
2'
Dani Parejo (Pen)
0 - 2
27'
Dani Parejo
Ciro Immobile
28'
1 - 2

RED CARD - 2' - YOU CAME AND YOU LEFT WITHOUT PLAYING (FOR MORE THAN TWO MINUTES)