The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Thirty

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 1

St Marten Saints

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
11'
1 - 0
1 - 1
23'
Diogo Jota

Much and More FC

0 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
20'
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa
0 - 2
77'
Dayot Upamecano

Sh1tesse

2 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Kai Havertz
13'
1 - 0
Thomas Müller
33'
2 - 0

MISSED PEN Gaya 70′
MISSED PEN Bilva 80′

Os Patos

0 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Maychester United

0 - 1
25'
Ansu Fati

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
21'
1 - 0
1 - 1
42'
Dani Olmo
1 - 2
50'
Ciro Immobile
Rodri
77'
2 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
11'
Timo Werner
0 - 2
80'
Timo Werner

Flying Faux Soccer

4 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Mustapha Castle
18'
1 - 0
Tammy Abraham
59'
2 - 0
Tammy Abraham
75'
3 - 0
Tammy Abraham
90'
4 - 0

Surreal yellows: 81
Surreal reds: 7

Farcelona

0 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Weasels

1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Luis Alberto
82'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Ronaldo 7′

AFC He-Man

1 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Gabriel Jesus
51'
1 - 0
1 - 1
58'
Patrik Schick
1 - 2
92'
Patrik Schick