The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to.

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
42'
Fábio Vieira
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
64'
1 - 1

MISSED PEN De Bruyne 39′

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
27'
Karim Benzema
0 - 2
45+3'
Eduardo Camavinga
Mason Mount
71'
1 - 2

AFC He-Man

2 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

Bruno Fernandes
6'
1 - 0
1 - 1
16'
Norman Onyango
Bruno Fernandes (Pen)
84'
2 - 1

RED CARD - 83' - MORE OF A MINI-BREAK, THIS ONE

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
61'
Kai Havertz

Surreal Olympics

1 - 0

Nootcastle United

Yasmani Duk
31'
1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

3 - 1

Los Patos

0 - 1
2'
Florian Wirtz
Vinícius Júnior
16'
1 - 1
Dušan Vlahović
17'
2 - 1
Dušan Vlahović
44'
3 - 1

MISSED PEN Vlahovic 47′

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 2

Maychester United

Éder Militão
32'
1 - 0
1 - 1
51'
Ansu Fati
1 - 2
67'
Ansu Fati
Tammy Abraham
94'
2 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 0

Farcelona

Elio Montouri
45'
1 - 0
João Mário (The CAM One)
80'
2 - 0
Raheem Sterling
88'
3 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

FC Cers City

0 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Ye Who Enter Here United

1 - 6

Much and More FC

0 - 1
15'
Erling Haaland (Pen)
0 - 2
17'
Jack Grealish
0 - 3
23'
Erling Haaland
Raphinha
45+1'
1 - 3
1 - 4
49'
Chris Smalling
1 - 5
66'
Jack Grealish
1 - 6
87'
Marco Asensio