The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Twenty-Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Noot York City

1 - 0

Maychester United

Gerard Moreno
3'
1 - 0

St Marten Saints

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Romelu Lukaku
2'
1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 4

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
4'
Eduardo Camavinga
Federico Chiesa
5'
1 - 1
1 - 2
13'
Eduardo Camavinga
1 - 3
58'
Nabil Fekir
1 - 4
88'
Olivier Giroud

MISSED PEN Benzema 21′

FC Cers City

3 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
30'
Norman Onyango
Marcus Rashford
31'
1 - 1
Matteo Darmian
72'
2 - 1
Timo Werner
93'
3 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
56'
Erling Haaland
Kostas Tsimikas
74'
1 - 1
1 - 2
76'
Erling Haaland

Farcelona

5 - 0

AFC He-Man

Yeremy Pino
36'
1 - 0
Harry Kane
40'
2 - 0
Yeremy Pino
62'
3 - 0
Harry Kane
85'
4 - 0
Arnaut Danjuma
91'
5 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
51'
Vitinha (The CM Type)
Pablo Pérez (Rodríguez)
67'
1 - 1

Surreal yellows: 63
Surreal reds: 6

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

Ricardo Velásquez
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
42'
Dušan Tadić

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Sh1tesse

Benjamin White
37'
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović
50'
2 - 0

RED CARD - 45+1' - GUIDON'T-DO-THAT, RODRIGUEZ

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 3

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
35'
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 2
39'
João Félix
0 - 3
45+2'
Kylian Mbappé
Pierre Kalulu (OG)
64'
1 - 3