The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek Nineteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
32
David Raum

RED CARD - 45+1 - Vlahovic dropped dead like his soul was elbowed out of his face

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 3

FC Cers City

0 - 1
75
Timo Werner
0 - 2
77
Marcus Rashford
Lautaro Martínez
79
1 - 2
1 - 3
80
Jacob Jones (Retired)

St Marten Saints

3 - 1

AFC He-Man

Romelu Lukaku
25
1 - 0
1 - 1
45
Bruno Fernandes
Romelu Lukaku
46
2 - 1
Richarlison
58
3 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Norman Onyango
29
1 - 0
Patrick Omondi
49
2 - 0

Sh1tesse

4 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Memphis Depay
48
1 - 0
Ángel Correa
50
2 - 0
2 - 1
56
Cody Gakpo
Fabinho
64
3 - 1
Destiny Udogie
82
4 - 1

RED CARD - 4 - For fuck's Saké

Maychester United

0 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
27
Harry Kane

RED CARD - 17 - Leon GotRedzka

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 4

Noot York City

0 - 1
40
Gerard Moreno
0 - 2
44
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 3
84
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 4
90+5
Ángel Di María

RED CARD - 64 - Doesn't just physically abuse cats, apparently

Os Patos

4 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Neymar (Pen)
35
1 - 0
Neymar
45
2 - 0
Mehdi Taremi
65
3 - 0
Neymar
68
4 - 0

Surreal yellows: 53
Surreal reds: 5

RED CARD - 45+2 - DUK OFF

RED CARD - 64 - PÉREZ OFF

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
24
Martin Ødegaard
Patrik Schick
89
1 - 1

Weasels

1 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
60
Dejan Kulusevski
Mikel Oyarzabal
76
1 - 1
1 - 2
78
Sergej Milinković-Savić

Much and More FC

3 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Erling Haaland
10
1 - 0
Natale Regis
20
2 - 0
Jack Grealish
46
3 - 0