The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty - Gameweek One
Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to.
0 - 1
63'
Luis Díaz
Surreal yellows: 7
Surreal reds: 0
Antoine Griezmann
33'
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
46'
2 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
92'
3 - 0
Marco Reus
39'
1 - 0
0 - 1
63'
Dušan Tadić (Pen)
Yves Bissouma (Retired)
67'
1 - 1
0 - 1
10'
Memphis Depay
0 - 2
17'
Mohammed Kudus
0 - 3
22'
Kai Havertz
0 - 4
48'
Memphis Depay
Niklas Süle
63'
1 - 4
Philippe Coutinho
82'
2 - 4
RED CARD - 65' - GUIDOUTTA HERE
0 - 1
60'
Erling Haaland
RED CARD - 49' - MO CARDS, MO PROBLEMS
0 - 1
17'
Ciro Immobile
0 - 2
62'
Fabián
0 - 1
13'
Mehdi Taremi
0 - 2
45'
Neymar
Gabriel Martinelli
5'
1 - 0
Bernardo Silva
57'
2 - 0
0 - 1
81'
Kingsley Coman
RED CARD - 90' - DIGNE AND GONE