The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Nine

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Surreal Olympics

3 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

Denis Zakaria
9
1 - 0
Randal Kolo Muani
24
2 - 0
Patrik Schick
67
3 - 0
3 - 1
73
Jamal Musiala
3 - 2
83
Karl Saar

Weasels

0 - 5

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
20
Jorge Cuenca (OG)
0 - 2
31
Lutsharel Geertruida
0 - 3
65
Memphis Depay
0 - 4
67
Donny van de Beek
0 - 5
74
Memphis Depay

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 4

Maychester United

0 - 1
32
Mehdi Taremi
0 - 2
52
Mehdi Taremi
0 - 3
54
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 4
76
Reece James

FC Cers City

5 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

Harry Kane
27
1 - 0
1 - 1
41
Vitor Roque
1 - 2
42
Mason Mount
Harry Kane (Pen)
50
2 - 2
Dominik Szoboszlai
54
3 - 2
Crawford Jansson
66
4 - 2
Harry Kane
69
5 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

4 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
5
Son Heung-Min
Abdul Boateng
11
1 - 1
Abdul Boateng
13
2 - 1
Michael Olise
31
3 - 1
Abdul Boateng
52
4 - 1
4 - 2
58
Eric Dier

Farcelona

2 - 1

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Luis Díaz
20
1 - 0
Luis Díaz
79
2 - 0
2 - 1
82
Virgil van Dijk

Crawford Hotspur FC

2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Erling Haaland
4
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
71
2 - 0
2 - 1
88
Nabil Fekir

Los Patos

1 - 0

Zimbrob

Matteo Darmian
42
1 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

3 - 1

AFC He-Man

Gabriel Martinelli
9
1 - 0
Federico Chiesa
21
2 - 0
Callum Wilson (Pen)
45
3 - 0
3 - 1
47
David Alaba

Ye Who Enter Here United

1 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
11
Sergej Milinković-Savić
0 - 2
28
Sergej Milinković-Savić
0 - 3
54
Gabriel Jesus
Romelu Lukaku (Pen)
74
1 - 3
1 - 4
90+1
Ricardo Horta

Sh1tesse

1 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
4
Ivan Toney
Bukayo Saka
29
1 - 1
1 - 2
46
Ivan Toney

RED CARD - 66 - Turns out Rice CAN go off

Los Hijos de Chud

4 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Darwin Núñez (Pen)
38
1 - 0
Darwin Núñez
48
2 - 0
Thomas Müller
55
3 - 0
Rodri
76
4 - 0