The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Two - Gameweek Eleven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Nootcastle United

0 - 3

Zimbrob

0 - 1
51
Gonçalo Ramos
0 - 2
65
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 3
88
Gonçalo Ramos

Brigstock Big Cocks

4 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
15
Álvaro Morata
Fábio Vieira
21
1 - 1
1 - 2
31
Emre Can
Eddie Nketiah
74
2 - 2
Gabriel Martinelli
79
3 - 2
Bruno Guimarães
84
4 - 2

VOLCANO: ROBERTO DEAD ZERBI

Farcelona

3 - 1

Much and More FC

Luis Díaz
1
1 - 0
1 - 1
3
Neymar (Pen)
Piotr Zieliński
12
2 - 1
Piotr Zieliński
14
3 - 1

Surreal Olympics

4 - 2

AFC He-Man

Marcus Rashford
5
1 - 0
Denis Zakaria
23
2 - 0
Patrik Schick
29
3 - 0
3 - 1
63
Leandro Trossard
Geoffrey Kondogbia
84
4 - 1
4 - 2
90+3
Leandro Trossard

Kamara Chameleon Collective

5 - 3

Maychester United

Casemiro
19
1 - 0
1 - 1
27
Mehdi Taremi
Alexis Mac Allister
45+2
2 - 1
Otávio
59
3 - 1
3 - 2
82
Mohammed Kudus
3 - 3
85
Kylian Mbappé
Gavi
86
4 - 3
Ciro Immobile
90+2
5 - 3

Los Patos

1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
40
Donny van de Beek
Iker Muniain (Retired)
67
1 - 1

Sh1tesse

4 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

Bukayo Saka
2
1 - 0
Moisés Caicedo
34
2 - 0
2 - 1
36
Sergej Milinković-Savić
2 - 2
48
Sergej Milinković-Savić
Bukayo Saka
55
3 - 2
Warren Zaïre-Emery
68
4 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 3

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 1
21
Youth Coach One
Sergi Roberto
47
1 - 1
Rodri
59
2 - 1
2 - 2
66
Youth Coach One
2 - 3
84
Victor Osimhen
Cody Gakpo
90+5
3 - 3

Crawford Hotspur FC

4 - 3

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
2
Virgil van Dijk
Ángel Di María
17
1 - 1
Erling Haaland
30
2 - 1
2 - 2
45+2
Virgil van Dijk
Mikel Oyarzabal (Pen)
60
3 - 2
Erling Haaland
90+3
4 - 2
4 - 3
90+4
Alexander Isak

VOLCANO: Luis Enrique

Möhömahamörssit

5 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Fabinho (Pen)
6
1 - 0
Carlos Raínho
22
2 - 0
Paulinho (The ST)
28
3 - 0
3 - 1
34
Mason Mount
Jorginho
65
4 - 1
Gregoire François
67
5 - 1

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Harry Kane
81
1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Weasels

1 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
29
Marco Verratti
Emile Smith Rowe
73
1 - 1

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