The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Six - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Mikel Oyarzabal
23'
1 - 0
1 - 1
66'
Arnaut Danjuma

Maychester United

3 - 2

St Marten Saints

Nicolás González (Pen)
52'
1 - 0
Nicolás González
66'
2 - 0
2 - 1
69'
Ivan Toney
2 - 2
78'
Ivan Toney
Nicolas Jackson
84'
3 - 2

RED CARD - 18' - DO YOU WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS SUSPENSION?

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1

Partizaak Belgrade

0 - 1
82'
Jonathan Tah

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Noot York City

Harry Kane (Pen)
28'
1 - 0

Weasels

0 - 1

Robada

0 - 1
1'
Gonçalo Ramos

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 1

Much and More FC

Evan Ferguson
41'
1 - 0
Nico Schlotterbeck (OG)
53'
2 - 0
2 - 1
85'
Victor Osimhen

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 0

Willverhampton Wanderers

Barely Athletic

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Ansu Fati
50'
1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

4 - 1

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

Erling Haaland
6'
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
10'
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
45+3'
3 - 0
Erling Haaland
57'
4 - 0
4 - 1
84'
Christian Eriksen

Kamara Chameleon Collective

3 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Abdul Boateng
23'
1 - 0
Abdul Boateng
29'
2 - 0
Nico Williams
53'
3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

Gaëtan Laborde
63'
1 - 0
Ezri Konsa
87'
2 - 0

RED CARD - 45+2' - HE'LL GET A STERN TELLING-OFF FROM HIS STEPDAD, GERARD PIQUE, FOR THIS

Sh1tesse

3 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Julián Álvarez
28'
1 - 0
Marcus Rashford
34'
2 - 0
Kyle Walker (OG)
67'
3 - 0