The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Seven - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Willverhampton Wanderers

3 - 0

Bloke Squad

Héctor Herrera
40'
1 - 0
Nicolò Barella
62'
2 - 0
Joelinton
88'
3 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
27'
James Ward-Prowse

CSM Focșani

3 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

Rodrygo
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
9'
Youth Coach Two
1 - 2
54'
Guillermo Torres
Eddie Nketiah
74'
2 - 2
Marcos Llorente
77'
3 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 2

West Bromwich Altaria

Joško Gvardiol
23'
1 - 0
1 - 1
25'
Niklas Süle
Cole Palmer (Pen)
42'
2 - 1
2 - 2
50'
Harvey Barnes

Maychester United

1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

Felipe Anderson
11'
1 - 0
1 - 1
69'
Borja Iglesias (Pen)

Partizaak Belgrade

2 - 2

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1
1'
João Félix
Mohamed Salah
2'
1 - 1
Mohamed Salah
34'
2 - 1
2 - 2
89'
Kevin De Bruyne

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

Nootcastle United

0 - 1
8'
Thomas Lemar
Junior Digol-Ndozangue
18'
1 - 1
Yan Couto
76'
2 - 1

Surreal Freedom

1 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

Mohammed Bassim Rashid
23'
1 - 0
1 - 1
27'
Danilo Pereira
1 - 2
39'
Karim Benzema
1 - 3
82'
Karim Benzema

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 2

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
4'
Dejan Kulusevski
0 - 2
24'
Marcus Rashford

FC Cers City

2 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
4'
Gonçalo Ramos
Dušan Vlahović
33'
1 - 1
1 - 2
68'
Gonçalo Ramos
Darwin Núñez
88'
2 - 2

MISSED PEN Big Big 51′

Vlad Botafogo

3 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Jack Grealish
14'
1 - 0
Christian Pulisic
47'
2 - 0
Jonathan Tah
51'
3 - 0

Horses With Attitude

4 - 0

Chilean Menace

Hulk
16'
1 - 0
Hulk
26'
2 - 0
Roman Kaivoja
52'
3 - 0
Danson Owino
94'
4 - 0

St Marten Saints

2 - 1

Much and More FC

0 - 1
12'
Nico Schlotterbeck
Stanislav Lobotka
57'
1 - 1
Viktor Gyökeres
79'
2 - 1

RED CARD - 48' - BADRIEN RABIOT

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 3

Barely Athletic

0 - 1
2'
Emile Smith Rowe
0 - 2
9'
Presnel Kimpembe
0 - 3
12'
Leon Goretzka

MISSED PEN Tapsoba 37′

Karoba United

3 - 1

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

Vinícius Júnior
12'
1 - 0
1 - 1
36'
Leandro Paredes
Yusuf Yazıcı (Pen)
64'
2 - 1
Randal Kolo Muani
65'
3 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans