The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Seven - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

0 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
38
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 2
61
Casemiro

Weasels

2 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Virgil van Dijk
32
1 - 0
Emiliano Buendía
46
2 - 0
2 - 1
72
Frenkie de Jong

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Phil Foden
8
1 - 0
Evan Ferguson
42
2 - 0
2 - 1
44
Yan Couto

West Bromwich Altaria

0 - 0

Karoba United

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 0

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Gonçalo Ramos
39
1 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

3 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Aaron Hickey
6
1 - 0
Patrik Schick
47
2 - 0
Dávid Hancko
89
3 - 0

Beek and Donk Spartans

3 - 1

Vlad Botafogo

Ali Al Musrati
28
1 - 0
1 - 1
42
Jarrod Bowen
David Raum
68
2 - 1
Alexis Mac Allister
90+1
3 - 1

Bloke Squad

4 - 1

Surreal Freedom

Ebere Eze
65
1 - 0
Federico Chiesa
79
2 - 0
Adam Lallana
85
3 - 0
Pepe
90+1
4 - 0
4 - 1
90+4
Badr Mousa

Sh1tesse

2 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
37
Fabinho
Arkadiusz Milik
64
1 - 1
Mauro Icardi
68
2 - 1
2 - 2
90+5
Ángel Di María

Os Patos

2 - 0

FC Cers City

Aurélien Tchouaméni
37
1 - 0
Aurélien Tchouaméni
39
2 - 0

Barely Athletic

1 - 2

Horses With Attitude

0 - 1
36'
Luis Suárez
Lautaro Martínez
52'
1 - 1
1 - 2
69'
Luis Suárez (Pen)

MISSED PEN Suarez 17′

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 0

Farcelona

Crawford Hotspur FC

2 - 1

CSM Focșani

Son Heung-Min
15'
1 - 0
Son Heung-Min
41'
2 - 0
2 - 1
64'
Gerard Moreno

Nootcastle United

6 - 3

Willverhampton Wanderers

Callum Wilson
9'
1 - 0
Héctor Herrera (OG)
17'
2 - 0
Norman Onyango
21'
3 - 0
Francesco Acerbi
28'
4 - 0
Callum Wilson
32'
5 - 0
5 - 1
35'
Héctor Herrera
5 - 2
44'
Anthony Gordon
Fredrik Aursnes
62'
6 - 2
6 - 3
86'
Alphonso Davies

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 1

St Marten Saints

Marcão
6'
1 - 0
Guillermo Torres
12'
2 - 0
2 - 1
33'
Viktor Gyökeres
Viktor Gyökeres (OG)
44'
3 - 1

Maychester United

2 - 1

Partizaak Belgrade

0 - 1
2'
Cody Gakpo
Nicolò Zaniolo
34'
1 - 1
Jamal Musiala
77'
2 - 1

CSM Focșani

1 - 0

Weasels

João Mário (The CAM One)
91'
1 - 0