The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek Nine

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Sh1tesse

0 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
81'
John Stones

Zimbrob

2 - 0

Maychester United

Enzo Fernández
57'
1 - 0
Phil Foden
87'
2 - 0

MISSED PEN Mbappe 63′

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

İlkay Gündoğan
12'
1 - 0
1 - 1
52'
Cody Gakpo

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Nootcastle United

0 - 1

Los Patos

0 - 1
28'
Declan Rice

RED CARD - 48' - BEHIND FULL BARS

RED CARD - 70' - RICE COOKED

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Sebastián Coates
50'
1 - 0
Mohamed Salah
71'
2 - 0
Leandro Trossard
95'
3 - 0

MISSED PEN Salah 45′

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
7'
Artem Dovbyk
0 - 2
27'
Artem Dovbyk

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
10'
Jamal Musiala
Florian Wirtz
93'
1 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

3 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Pervis Estupiñán
12'
1 - 0
Pervis Estupiñán
51'
2 - 0
2 - 1
60'
Lionel Messi (Pen)
Pervis Estupiñán
63'
3 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

0 - 1

Beek and Donk Spartans

0 - 1
2'
Jonathan Tah

RED CARD - 75' - FERNANDEVILHO

Barely Athletic

1 - 1

Surreal Olympics

0 - 1
46'
Marcus Thuram (Retired)
Jonathan David
74'
1 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
11'
Antoine Griezmann
Neymar
17'
1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

Abdul Boateng
45'
1 - 0
Yacomo Jacinto
93'
2 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 0

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