The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Four - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Weasels

5 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Artem Dovbyk
42
1 - 0
Bukayo Saka
45+1
2 - 0
Álvaro Fidalgo
67
3 - 0
Arda Güler
69
4 - 0
Marcelo Brozović
82
5 - 0

Partizaak Belgrade

1 - 0

AFC He-Man

Lewis Ferguson
88
1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1

Noot York City

0 - 1
24
Julian Brandt

FC Cers City

1 - 0

Sh1tesse

Ángel Correa
20
1 - 0

Os Patos

2 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
18
Lamine Yamal
0 - 2
40
Marcão
Jude Bellingham
64
1 - 2
Sergej Milinković-Savić
75
2 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1

Robada

0 - 1
65
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
30
Mehdi Taremi
0 - 2
67
Mehdi Taremi

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Prince Essiam
70
1 - 0
Youth Coach One
79
2 - 0
Joško Gvardiol
90+3
3 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

3 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
24'
Julián Álvarez
Geoffrey Were
53'
1 - 1
Davide Frattesi
61'
2 - 1
Marcus Rashford
72'
3 - 1

RED CARD - 67' - DANILO PEREDA

RED CARD - 76' - MUST PAY REPAREJOTIONS? IS THAT ANYTHING?

Willverhampton Wanderers

2 - 2

FC Europa Invicta

0 - 1
25'
Ivan Toney (Pen)
Jamal Musiala
41'
1 - 1
Edson Álvarez
44'
2 - 1
2 - 2
46'
Iñaki Williams

Maychester United

3 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Norman Onyango
39'
1 - 0
André-Franck Zambo Anguissa
45'
2 - 0
Fikayo Tomori
45+3'
3 - 0

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

2 - 1

Crawford Hotspur FC

Sergio Ramos (Pen)
42'
1 - 0
1 - 1
46'
Martin Terrier
Riyad Mahrez
77'
2 - 1

Farcelona

1 - 0

Nanard Corruption Football

Ferran Torres
15'
1 - 0

RED CARD - 83' - HALFBAN

Beek and Donk Spartans

2 - 0

Barely Athletic

Serhou Guirassy
10'
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
45+1'
2 - 0