The Gobshite Report - Season Twenty-Five - Gameweek One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

Hakim Ziyech
18'
1 - 0
1 - 1
88'
Douglas Luiz

Weasels

1 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
35'
Julio César
0 - 2
48'
Federico Dimarco
Edin Džeko
50'
1 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

4 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Abdul Boateng
7'
1 - 0
Abdul Boateng
38'
2 - 0
Koke
56'
3 - 0
Abdul Boateng (Pen)
69'
4 - 0

Sh1tesse

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
82'
Viktor Gyökeres

Barely Athletic

1 - 1

Beek and Donk Spartans

Kim Min-Jae
13'
1 - 0
1 - 1
83'
Mehdi Taremi

RED CARD - 40' - COOL OFF, ICE

Partizaak Belgrade

1 - 0

Ye Who Enter Here United

Dušan Vlahović
48'
1 - 0

RED CARD - 76' - I FOYTH THE LAW AND THE LAW WON

Los Patos

2 - 0

AFC Double Dutch Demigods

Carles
3'
1 - 0
Jude Bellingham
69'
2 - 0

FC Cers City

1 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
29'
Lisandro Martínez (OG)
Lautaro Martínez
93'
1 - 1

West Bromwich Altaria

1 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

Son Heung-Min
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
34'
Fredrik Aursnes

AFC He-Man

0 - 4

Maychester United

0 - 1
23'
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 2
41'
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 3
47'
Randal Kolo Muani
0 - 4
58'
Rasmus Højlund

Nootcastle United

1 - 2

Dispossessed Caledonian Thistle

0 - 1
4'
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
0 - 2
48'
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Troy Parrott
50'
1 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 1

Farcelona

Gerard Moreno
23'
1 - 0
Rafa
53'
2 - 0
2 - 1
71'
Luis Díaz

RED CARD - 87' - DANI CRIMINAL

Surreal Olympics

2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Nuno Bessa
10'
1 - 0
José Rubén Bernal
76'
2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 3

Zimbrob

0 - 1
7'
Erling Haaland
0 - 2
73'
Gonçalo Ramos
0 - 3
89'
Erling Haaland

Queens of the Quagmire

1 - 7

Willverhampton Wanderers

0 - 1
4'
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 2
15'
Jamal Musiala
0 - 3
23'
Victor Boniface
0 - 4
40'
Trent Alexander-Arnold
0 - 5
44'
Jamal Musiala
0 - 6
45+1'
Jamal Musiala
0 - 7
53'
Bryan Cristante
Victor Osimhen
68'
1 - 7