The Gobshite Report - Season Twelve - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 2

Surreal Moneyball

Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
21'
1 - 0
1 - 1
40'
Gabriel Barbosa
1 - 2
76'
Mohamed Salah
Julian Weigl
85'
2 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

Steven Berghuis
14'
1 - 0
1 - 1
45'
Kylian Mbappé
1 - 2
94'
Kylian Mbappé

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
18'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
0 - 2
31'
Iñaki Williams

Weasels

2 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
8'
Maximiliano Gómez
Ciro Immobile
34'
1 - 1
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
37'
2 - 1
2 - 2
60'
Franck Kessié

FC Cers City

2 - 0

Chilean Menace

Romelu Lukaku
42'
1 - 0
Romelu Lukaku
48'
2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 0

Nilwall FC

Harry Kane
83'
1 - 0
Harry Kane
84'
2 - 0

Mancs in Black

1 - 2

AFC He-Man

Jack Grealish
41'
1 - 0
1 - 1
61'
Nacho
1 - 2
77'
Zlatan Ibrahimović

RED Grealish 84′

Maychester United

5 - 1

Farcelona

Hakan Çalhanoğlu
6'
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
9'
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
11'
3 - 0
3 - 1
30'
Hirving Lozano
Erling Haaland
33'
4 - 1
Erling Haaland
66'
5 - 1

MISSED PEN Parejo 35′

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

The Shola System

Manuel Locatelli
62'
1 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
71'
2 - 0

MISSED PEN Suarez 35′
RED Rice 58′