The Gobshite Report - Season Twelve - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 2

FC Cers City

0 - 1
13'
Eden Hazard (Retired)
Robert Lewandowski
85'
1 - 1
1 - 2
88'
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

Weasels

3 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
13'
1 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
24'
2 - 0
Matthijs de Ligt
87'
3 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 1

Farcelona

Georginio Wijnaldum
16'
1 - 0
1 - 1
24'
Federico Chiesa

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 3

Surreal Freedom

0 - 1
52'
Phil Foden
Thomas Müller
66'
1 - 1
1 - 2
80'
Mohamed Salah
1 - 3
85'
Phil Foden

Mancs in Black

1 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Oscar
83'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Ramos 23′

Maychester United

1 - 4

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
69'
Bernardo Silva
0 - 2
79'
Leon Bailey
Sergej Milinković-Savić
80'
1 - 2
1 - 3
86'
Kevin De Bruyne
1 - 4
91'
Raphaël Varane

Nilwall FC

1 - 3

Os Patos

James Rodríguez
24'
1 - 0
1 - 1
41'
Maximiliano Gómez
1 - 2
45'
Stefan Savić (OG)
1 - 3
94'
Matteo Darmian

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 4

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
43'
Bruno Fernandes
0 - 2
85'
Bruno Fernandes (Pen)
0 - 3
89'
Luis Muriel
0 - 4
90'
Robin Le Normand

The Shola System

2 - 0

Chilean Menace

Gabriel Jesus
48'
1 - 0
Joël Matip
73'
2 - 0