The Gobshite Report - Season Thirteen - Gameweek Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 0

Farcelona

Leroy Sané
58
1 - 0
Patrik Schick
88
2 - 0

Mateus Klich did a fine Patrik Schick impression for this game.

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Ferran Torres
5
1 - 0

Weasels

1 - 1

Mancs in Black

Sam Lammers
32
1 - 0
1 - 1
33
Lionel Messi

Os Patos

1 - 3

AFC He-Man

Ricardo Velásquez
10
1 - 0
1 - 1
26
Yannick Carrasco
1 - 2
45
Duván Zapata
1 - 3
47
Gabriel Jesus

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 0

Maychester United

Robert Lewandowski
28
1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Chilean Menace

4 - 0

Nilwall FC

Alexis Sánchez
45+1
1 - 0
Leonardo Bonucci
61
2 - 0
Leonardo Bonucci
87
3 - 0
Alexis Sánchez
89
4 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

Marco Reus
14
1 - 0
1 - 1
57
Raheem Sterling
1 - 2
90
Mohamed Salah

The Shola System

2 - 1

FC Cers City

Phil Foden
4
1 - 0
Tammy Abraham
54
2 - 0
2 - 1
63
Vinícius Júnior