The Gobshite Report - Season Sixteen - Gameweek Eight

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Chilean Menace

0 - 4

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
5'
Hirving Lozano
0 - 2
49'
Phil Foden
0 - 3
52'
Teun Koopmeiners
0 - 4
89'
Gonçalo Guedes

Much and More FC

2 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
42'
Ciro Immobile
0 - 2
50'
Neymar
Erling Haaland
78'
1 - 2
1 - 3
85'
Neymar
Hakim Ziyech
92'
2 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Mancs in Black

2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Marcel Sabitzer
6'
1 - 0
1 - 1
15'
Kevin De Bruyne
Dušan Vlahović
56'
2 - 1

Weasels

3 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Raphinha
28'
1 - 0
Lorenzo Insigne
42'
2 - 0
Raphinha
69'
3 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

2 - 0

FC Cers City

Julián Álvarez
27'
1 - 0
Tammy Abraham
77'
2 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

RED Ice 39′
RED Barella 95′

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 0

Nilwall FC

Mason Mount
91'
1 - 0
Alessandro Florenzi
96'
2 - 0

The Shola System

2 - 2

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 1
54'
Leroy Sané
Son Heung-Min
57'
1 - 1
1 - 2
63'
Jack Grealish
Fabinho (Pen)
95'
2 - 2

RED Grealish 94′

Möhömahamörssit

3 - 1

Maychester United

Alexander Isak
38'
1 - 0
Kingsley Coman
73'
2 - 0
2 - 1
86'
Victor Osimhen
Lucas Ocampos
94'
3 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud