The Gobshite Report - Season Sixteen - Gameweek Six

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Much and More FC

2 - 0

FC Cers City

Erling Haaland
8'
1 - 0
Jadon Sancho
52'
2 - 0

Os Patos

1 - 1

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 1
19'
Jack Grealish
Duván Zapata
29'
1 - 1

RED Digne 23′

La Ball de la Foot

3 - 0

Maychester United

Kevin Volland
22'
1 - 0
Kevin Volland
52'
2 - 0
Leandro Paredes
91'
3 - 0

The Shola System

0 - 2

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 1
53'
Pedri
0 - 2
59'
Luis Suárez

Nilwall FC

2 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
34'
Tomáš Souček
Edin Džeko
90'
1 - 1
1 - 2
91'
Neymar
Edin Džeko
95'
2 - 2

Chilean Menace

1 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
7'
Rodri
Kylian Mbappé
84'
1 - 1
1 - 2
88'
Luis Muriel (Pen)

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 3

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
7'
Timo Werner
0 - 2
13'
Phil Foden
0 - 3
51'
Andreas Christensen

Farcelona

4 - 0

Weasels

Lautaro Martínez
1'
1 - 0
Lautaro Martínez (Pen)
41'
2 - 0
Kai Havertz
88'
3 - 0
Lautaro Martínez
91'
4 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
2'
Eden Hazard (Retired)
Julián Álvarez
41'
1 - 1
1 - 2
42'
Marco Asensio

Mancs in Black

3 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

Mohamed Salah
3'
1 - 0
Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
22'
2 - 0
2 - 1
58'
Alexis Umeres
Mohamed Salah
84'
3 - 1
3 - 2
93'
Yussuf Poulsen