The Gobshite Report - Season Sixteen - Gameweek Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 2

Chilean Menace

Robert Lewandowski
1'
1 - 0
1 - 1
32'
Emre Can
1 - 2
84'
Olivier Giroud
İlkay Gündoğan
86'
2 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 1

The Shola System

Darwin Núñez (Pen)
5'
1 - 0
Darwin Núñez
20'
2 - 0
Dani Olmo
46'
3 - 0
3 - 1
77'
Marco Reus

FC Cers City

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
12'
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
Iago Aspas
79'
1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
26'
Nicolò Barella
Ciro Immobile
52'
1 - 1
1 - 2
80'
Ángel Correa

Maychester United

1 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
9'
Julián Álvarez
Victor Osimhen
83'
1 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 1

Nilwall FC

Gonçalo Guedes
32'
1 - 0
1 - 1
87'
Lionel Messi

RED Llorente 20′

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

Much and More FC

Luis Muriel (Pen)
33'
1 - 0
1 - 1
50'
Erling Haaland
Luis Muriel
81'
2 - 1

RED Bellingham 82′

Queens of the Quagmire

1 - 5

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
31'
Theo Hernández (Pen)
0 - 2
35'
Karim Benzema
0 - 3
41'
Theo Hernández (Pen)
0 - 4
44'
Karim Benzema
0 - 5
53'
Georginio Wijnaldum
Ferran Torres
81'
1 - 5

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 1

Os Patos

0 - 1
26'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
Memphis Depay
39'
1 - 1
Zlatan Ibrahimović
46'
2 - 1
Memphis Depay
71'
3 - 1

Weasels

0 - 0

Mancs in Black