The Gobshite Report - Season Sixteen - Gameweek Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

1 - 1

Much and More FC

0 - 1
36'
Trent Alexander-Arnold
Luiz Felipe
90'
1 - 1

RED Koulibaly 44′

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

The Shola System

0 - 1
84'
Piotr Zieliński
Charles Aránguiz
88'
1 - 1

Queens of the Quagmire

0 - 4

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
34'
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 2
47'
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 3
75'
Fernandinho
0 - 4
78'
Gerard Piqué (Retired)

Los Hijos de Chud

2 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
23'
Declan Rice
Eden Hazard (Retired)
75'
1 - 1
Robert Lewandowski
84'
2 - 1
2 - 2
85'
Edinson Cavani

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 1

Nilwall FC

Luis Muriel
7'
1 - 0
Luis Muriel
62'
2 - 0
Luis Muriel
89'
3 - 0
3 - 1
94'
Edin Džeko

Flying Faux Soccer

4 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Bruno Fernandes (Pen)
15'
1 - 0
Memphis Depay
27'
2 - 0
Memphis Depay
30'
3 - 0
Kevin De Bruyne
35'
4 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 0

Farcelona

Weasels

3 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Norman Onyango
5'
1 - 0
Alejandro Romero Gamarra
26'
2 - 0
Rúben Dias
86'
3 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 2

La Ball de la Foot

Ángel Di María
15'
1 - 0
Paulo Dybala
19'
2 - 0
2 - 1
24'
Ibrahima Konaté
2 - 2
53'
Nabil Fekir
Ángel Di María
91'
3 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 2

Os Patos

Darwin Núñez
2'
1 - 0
Dani Olmo
35'
2 - 0
2 - 1
66'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
2 - 2
67'
Duván Zapata

FC Cers City

1 - 3

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
30'
Neymar
0 - 2
84'
Dejan Kulusevski
0 - 3
88'
Jordan Veretout
Reece James (OG)
93'
1 - 3