The Gobshite Report - Season Sixteen - Gameweek Eleven

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 3

Mancs in Black

Dušan Vlahović (Pen)
20
1 - 0
1 - 1
23
Rafa
1 - 2
45+4
José Gayà

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
90+1'
Karim Benzema

Raúl Jiménez fukt a pen 66′

FC Cers City

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
60
Alexander Isak (Pen)

VOLCANO: Mircea Lucescu

Tiki Taka Toah

2 - 1

The Shola System

Luis Muriel
8
1 - 0
Luis Muriel
60
2 - 0
2 - 1
72
Federico Chiesa

VOLCANO: Sir Alex Ferguson

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 1

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
16
Ansu Fati
Vinícius Júnior
55
1 - 1

Maychester United

2 - 1

Weasels

0 - 1
19
Norman Onyango
Victor Osimhen
32
1 - 1
Victor Osimhen (Pen)
38
2 - 1

VOLCANO: Diego Martínez

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Antoine Griezmann
5
1 - 0
Antoine Griezmann
34
2 - 0

45+1′ Dušan Tadić is a psychopath

VOLCANO: Ronald Koeman

Much and More FC

0 - 0

Farcelona

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 3

Os Patos

0 - 1
10
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 2
29
Iker Muniain
0 - 3
89
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Nilwall FC

2 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

Edin Džeko
1
1 - 0
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
49
2 - 0
2 - 1
59
Geoffrey Were

Queens of the Quagmire

1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
48
Darwin Núñez
Lucas Digne
70
1 - 1

Cristante fucked up a penalty 24′

(Also other players did in other games this GW but I forgot to note it)