The Gobshite Report - Season Seven - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 4

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Dani Parejo (Pen)
25'
1 - 0
Paco Alcácer
36'
2 - 0
2 - 1
47'
Martin Ødegaard
2 - 2
56'
Jonathan Viera
Paco Alcácer
67'
3 - 2
3 - 3
76'
Mikel Merino
3 - 4
84'
Fabinho

Mancs in Black

4 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Paulo Dybala
10'
1 - 0
Daniel Alves (Retired)
22'
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
25'
3 - 0
Bernardo Silva
83'
4 - 0

Nilwall FC

2 - 3

Weasels

0 - 1
15'
Joe Gomez
Alessandro Florenzi
35'
1 - 1
Antoine Griezmann
49'
2 - 1
2 - 2
58'
Raheem Sterling
2 - 3
85'
Raheem Sterling

FC Cers City

1 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
38'
Lucas Ocampos
0 - 2
83'
Mario Mandžukić (Retired)
Kingsley Coman
83'
1 - 2

RED CARD – Hans Hateboer

AFC He-Man

2 - 3

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
18'
Kylian Mbappé
0 - 2
25'
Josip Iličić
Isco
28'
1 - 2
1 - 3
66'
Josip Iličić
Xherdan Shaqiri
90'
2 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

4 - 2

Farcelona

Miralem Pjanić (Pen)
13'
1 - 0
1 - 1
37'
Luis Suárez
1 - 2
66'
Diego Godín
Wissam Ben Yedder (Retired)
69'
2 - 2
Wissam Ben Yedder (Retired)
86'
3 - 2
Sadio Mané (Retired)
93'
4 - 2

Surreal Freedom

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
13'
Danny Ings
0 - 2
76'
Hirving Lozano

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
44'
Joaquín Correa
0 - 2
62'
Joaquín Correa
Mauro Icardi
88'
1 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 0

Qiú Mǎng