The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 2

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 1
29
Giovani Lo Celso
0 - 2
62
Paulo Dybala
Geoffrey Were
88
1 - 2

RED CARD - 49 - Enzo Fernández

Sh1tesse

3 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 1
13
Harry Kane
Robert Lewandowski
75
1 - 1
Mohammed Kudus
86
2 - 1
Robert Lewandowski
90+2
3 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 0

Weasels

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
45
1 - 0
John Stones
90+5
2 - 0

Los Patos

0 - 3

Farcelona

0 - 1
3
Gabriel Jesus
0 - 2
30
Gabriel Jesus
0 - 3
58
Gabriel Jesus

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Phil Foden
89
1 - 0

RED CARD - 80 - Nacho