The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Four

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Farcelona

1 - 0

Sh1tesse

Aymeric Laporte
40
1 - 0

RED CARD - 39 - Bruno Guimarães

FC Cers City

2 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Marcus Rashford
9
1 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
14
2 - 0

Surreal Olympics

0 - 4

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 1
6
Levi Colwill
0 - 2
19
Rodrygo
0 - 3
27
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
0 - 4
59
Lucky Radebe (Retired)

Pantabangan Wanderers

0 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
34
Ciro Immobile
0 - 2
74
Federico Chiesa

RED CARD - 78 - Kalidou Koulibaly

Nanard Corruption Football

1 - 0

Los Patos

Neymar (Pen)
51
1 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

3 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Mateus Uribe
87
1 - 0
Julian Brandt
90
2 - 0
Joël Matip (Retired)
90+2
3 - 0
3 - 1
90+4
Phil Foden

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Abdul Boateng
58
1 - 0
Abdul Boateng (Pen)
71
2 - 0
2 - 1
90
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Youri Tielemans
90+4
3 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

0 - 0

Maychester United

Weasels

1 - 2

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
47
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
82
Luke Shaw
Franck Kessié (Pen)
88
1 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
58
Alexis Mac Allister (Pen)

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 3

Qiú Mǎng

Allan Saint-Maximin
6
1 - 0
1 - 1
40
Patrick Omondi
1 - 2
48
Karim Benzema
1 - 3
78
Karim Benzema