The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Thirty

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Maychester United

0 - 1

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
6'
Mason Mount

Weasels

0 - 3

Ye Who Enter Here United

0 - 1
6'
João Félix
0 - 2
22'
João Félix
0 - 3
47'
João Félix

Maychester United

0 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
22'
Iñigo Martínez (OG)
0 - 2
23'
Danson Owino

MISSED PEN Haaland 34′

Much and More FC

4 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Niklas Süle
4'
1 - 0
Darwin Núñez
11'
2 - 0
Bruno Fernandes
48'
3 - 0
Iñaki Williams
81'
4 - 0

RED CARD - 91' - SO LONG, FAIWELL

FC Cers City

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
37'
Georginio Wijnaldum
0 - 2
59'
Erling Haaland
Kylian Mbappé
80'
1 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1

Los Patos

0 - 1
45+1'
Tammy Abraham

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
67'
Mohamed Salah

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

Kingsley Coman
10'
1 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Alphonso Davies
37'
1 - 0
1 - 1
44'
Serge Gnabry
1 - 2
46'
Harry Kane

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

José Luis Palomino
68'
1 - 0
1 - 1
86'
Emile Smith Rowe

Nanard Corruption Football

0 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
21'
Trent Alexander-Arnold
0 - 2
75'
Kevin De Bruyne

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

3 - 2

Surreal Olympics

Kai Havertz
2'
1 - 0
Pierre Kalulu
24'
2 - 0
Kai Havertz
38'
3 - 0
3 - 1
66'
Wellesley Macklin (Retired)
3 - 2
79'
Daniel Podence