The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Nineteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

0 - 1
61'
Phil Foden
Alexander Isak
75'
1 - 1
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
86'
2 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 0

Much and More FC

Kingsley Coman
50'
1 - 0
Nuno Mendes
91'
2 - 0

MISSED PEN Giroud 40′

Los Patos

2 - 1

Weasels

Tammy Abraham
40'
1 - 0
Florian Wirtz
42'
2 - 0
2 - 1
55'
Norman Onyango

The Pocket Dawgs

4 - 0

Surreal Olympics

Enzo Fernández
11'
1 - 0
Son Heung-Min
24'
2 - 0
Geoffrey Were
45+3'
3 - 0
Son Heung-Min
89'
4 - 0

MISSED PEN Zapata 83′

RED CARD - 45+2' - THIS IMPODENCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED

Sh1tesse

1 - 1

Ye Who Enter Here United

Robert Lewandowski
33'
1 - 0
1 - 1
35'
Romelu Lukaku

Brigstock Big Cocks

2 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

David Silva (Retired)
4'
1 - 0
1 - 1
19'
Rodrygo
1 - 2
53'
Timo Werner
Mohamed Salah
91'
2 - 2

RED CARD - 77' - BIÑAKI

FC Cers City

2 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Jacob Jones (Retired)
1'
1 - 0
Marcus Rashford
8'
2 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
13'
Julian Brandt
Dayot Upamecano
42'
1 - 1
1 - 2
72'
Erling Haaland

Nanard Corruption Football

3 - 0

Farcelona

Paulo Dybala
32'
1 - 0
Paulo Dybala
38'
2 - 0
Paulo Dybala
92'
3 - 0

RED CARD - 53' - NICOLÒ BARRED

Mancs in Black

0 - 3

Maychester United

0 - 1
9'
Ansu Fati
0 - 2
13'
Luis Alberto
0 - 3
38'
Reece James