The Gobshite Report - Season Nineteen - Gameweek Thirteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

Erling Haaland
90+1
1 - 0

VOLCANO: Bielsa

St Marten Saints

2 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
25
Kingsley Coman
0 - 2
53
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
Juan Foyth
61
1 - 2
Aleksandar Mitrović
68
2 - 2
2 - 3
77
Antoine Griezmann

Flying Faux Soccer

3 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
12
1 - 0
Ricardo Velásquez (Retired)
29
2 - 0
Guillermo Torres
89
3 - 0

VOLCANO: Löw

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 3

Sh1tesse

0 - 1
63'
Dušan Tadić
0 - 2
77'
Robert Lewandowski
0 - 3
89'
Thomas Müller

RED CARD - 53' - KOUL IT OFF, MATE

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

1 - 1

Farcelona

Raheem Sterling
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
70'
Danilo

Kamara Chameleon Collective

3 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Jorginho (Pen)
8'
1 - 0
Timo Werner
36'
2 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
43'
3 - 0

Mancs in Black

0 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
55'
Iker Muniain
0 - 2
94'
Florian Wirtz

Weasels

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Maychester United

0 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
85'
Karim Benzema

Surreal Freedom

1 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

Lorenzo Insigne
18'
1 - 0
1 - 1
49'
Gerard Moreno
1 - 2
57'
Victor Osimhen
1 - 3
76'
Gerard Moreno
1 - 4
82'
Pepe

Much and More FC

2 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

Diogo Jota (Retired)
19'
1 - 0
1 - 1
25'
Randal Kolo Muani
1 - 2
63'
Edin Džeko
Ángel Correa
75'
2 - 2