The Gobshite Report - Season Fourteen - Gameweek Eighteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Nilwall FC

0 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
90+1
Lautaro Martínez

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 0

Mancs in Black

AFC He-Man

0 - 2

The Shola System

0 - 1
27
Georginio Wijnaldum
0 - 2
34
Florian Thauvin

Os Patos

0 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 4

Much and More FC

0 - 1
22
Rafael Leão
0 - 2
45+1
Rafael Leão
Lionel Messi
62
1 - 2
1 - 3
72
Rafael Leão
1 - 4
75
Saúl

Tiki Taka Toah

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
17
Sergej Milinković-Savić
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
70
1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
20
Koke
Tammy Abraham
39
1 - 1
1 - 2
61
Lucky Radebe (Retired)

Weasels

3 - 2

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
5
Raúl García
Christian Pulisic
29
1 - 1
Norman Onyango
31
2 - 1
Sam Lammers
71
3 - 1
3 - 2
73
Harry Maguire

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
57
Rúben Neves
Paul Pogba
81
1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 1

Maychester United

Christian Eriksen
64
1 - 0
1 - 1
79
Leon Goretzka

Missed Pen – Hackers 69′

Hilariously shit missed chance – Benzema 90+2′