Weasels

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
31'
Marcos Acuña
0 - 2
41'
Marcos Acuña
0 - 3
63'
Ross Barkley

Qiú Mǎng

La Ball de la Foot

Erling Haaland (Pen)
28'
1 - 0
Antoine Griezmann
51'
2 - 0
Erling Haaland
67'
3 - 0

FC Carrcelona

AFC He-Man

Allan
14'
1 - 0
Fikayo Tomori
28'
2 - 0
Gabriel Jesus
33'
3 - 0
3 - 1
77'
Thomas Partey (Retired)
Alexander Isak
84'
4 - 1

Chilean Menace

Nilwall FC

Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
83'
1 - 0
Olivier Giroud
85'
2 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Os Patos

0 - 1
21'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
22'
Iago Aspas
Ciro Immobile (Pen)
27'
1 - 2
1 - 3
36'
Luis Alberto
Álvaro Morata
38'
2 - 3
2 - 4
45+2'
Iago Aspas
2 - 5
77'
Iago Aspas

Farcelona

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
2'
Alexis Sánchez
Nicolò Barella
10'
1 - 1
Nicolò Barella
48'
2 - 1
2 - 2
57'
Marco Reus

The Pocket Dawgs

Arbor Red

Taison
45+1'
1 - 0
Robert Lewandowski
51'
2 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Dominic Calvert-Lewin
14'
1 - 0
Nabil Fekir
51'
2 - 0
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
57'
3 - 0
Fernandinho
70'
4 - 0
4 - 1
78'
Mohamed Salah

RED Chiesa 46′

Maychester United

FC Cers City

0 - 1
29'
Sergio Busquets

RED Hateboer 76′

Mancs in Black

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
7'
Danny Ings (Pen)
0 - 2
32'
Ruben Loftus-Cheek
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
70'
1 - 2

This week's crossword clue

2 Across: Applause left out of graduation ceremony (7)

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