The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Six

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Surreal Moneyball

2 - 3

AFC He-Man

Ciro Immobile
12'
1 - 0
Álvaro Morata
64'
2 - 0
2 - 1
79'
Ferran Torres
2 - 2
84'
Luis Suárez
2 - 3
85'
Ferran Torres

FC Carrcelona

1 - 0

Farcelona

Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain
7'
1 - 0

Maychester United

2 - 1

Arbor Red

0 - 1
18'
Serge Gnabry
Iñaki Williams
52'
1 - 1
Iñaki Williams
82'
2 - 1

Chilean Menace

2 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Emre Can
69'
1 - 0
Martin Ødegaard
88'
2 - 0

Wedge Bromwich Albion

2 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
5'
Jack Grealish
Mohamed Salah
23'
1 - 1
1 - 2
36'
Çağlar Söyüncü
Gervinho
65'
2 - 2

Weasels

0 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

Os Patos

Sergio Ramos (Pen)
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
74'
Romelu Lukaku

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

Antoine Griezmann
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
31'
Kylian Mbappé
Dejan Kulusevski
88'
2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
13'
Riyad Mahrez
Dominic Calvert-Lewin
29'
1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 3

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
26'
Raheem Sterling
0 - 2
45'
Thomas Müller (Pen)
0 - 3
84'
Raheem Sterling
Adnan Januzaj
91'
1 - 3

This week's crossword clue

17 Across: Long stick just before a bath (3)

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