Maychester United

Surreal Freedom

Arturo Vidal
12'
1 - 0

RED Costa 37′

Qiú Mǎng

Weasels

Luka Jović
87'
1 - 0

Arbor Red

FC Carrcelona

0 - 1
28'
Alex Sandro
David Luiz
31'
1 - 1
1 - 2
38'
Dries Mertens
Vitolo
51'
2 - 2
2 - 3
63'
Florian Thauvin
Renan Lodi
85'
3 - 3
3 - 4
88'
Presnel Kimpembe

Chilean Menace

Farcelona

Martin Ødegaard
4'
1 - 0
1 - 1
51'
Nicolò Zaniolo
1 - 2
71'
Roberto Firmino
1 - 3
87'
Roberto Firmino
1 - 4
94'
Ángel Correa

RED Tomiyasu 78′

FC Cers City

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
85'
Sadio Mané (Retired)

La Ball de la Foot

Brigstock Big Cocks

Alexandre Lacazette
1'
1 - 0
Lucas Ocampos
22'
2 - 0
2 - 1
24'
Raúl Jiménez
2 - 2
29'
Phil Foden
Alexandre Lacazette
45+2'
3 - 2
Lucas Ocampos
58'
4 - 2
4 - 3
92'
Arthur

Möhömahamörssit

AFC He-Man

Fernandinho
13'
1 - 0
Alessandro Bastoni
22'
2 - 0
2 - 1
32'
Henrikh Mkhitaryan
2 - 2
91'
Ferran Torres

Nilwall FC

Os Patos

0 - 1
38'
Leroy Sané

The Pocket Dawgs

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
4'
Victor Osimhen
Robert Lewandowski
53'
1 - 1
Virgil van Dijk
84'
2 - 1

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Los Hijos de Chud

Mohamed Salah
58'
1 - 0
1 - 1
61'
Lionel Messi

This week's crossword clue

1 Down: John's put a layer of fabric inside the Hispaniola, so at least that's nice (6,6)

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