Arbor Red

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
81'
Thomas Müller
Mikel Oyarzabal
87'
1 - 1
1 - 2
93'
Aaron Ramsey
1 - 3
95'
Raheem Sterling

Brigstock Big Cocks

FC Carrcelona

Danny Ings
1'
1 - 0
1 - 1
10'
Dries Mertens (Pen)
Kylian Mbappé
41'
2 - 1
2 - 2
49'
Willian
Dries Mertens
63'
3 - 2
Phil Foden
90'
4 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

Surreal Moneyball

Dominic Calvert-Lewin
6'
1 - 0
Kevin De Bruyne (Pen)
21'
2 - 0
2 - 1
40'
Rodrigo
2 - 2
43'
Álvaro Morata
2 - 3
45+1'
Dele Alli
Leon Goretzka
75'
3 - 3
Leon Goretzka
77'
4 - 3
4 - 4
89'
Marcus Rashford

Maychester United

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
3'
Victor Osimhen
0 - 2
45'
James Maddison
0 - 3
58'
Adrien Rabiot

La Ball de la Foot

Os Patos

0 - 1
18'
Romelu Lukaku
0 - 2
32'
Romelu Lukaku (Pen)
0 - 3
61'
Leroy Sané
Alexandre Lacazette
84'
1 - 3

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Farcelona

Mohamed Salah
72'
1 - 0
1 - 1
91'
Kai Havertz

Chilean Menace

Weasels

Jadon Sancho
26'
1 - 0
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
29'
2 - 0
Christian Pulisic
44'
3 - 0
Jadon Sancho
61'
4 - 0

Nilwall FC

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
10'
Ferran Torres

FC Cers City

Los Hijos de Chud

Mateo Kovačić
10'
1 - 0
1 - 1
11'
Marco Reus
1 - 2
65'
Lionel Messi
1 - 3
89'
Dani Carvajal
1 - 4
91'
Joe Gomez

Qiú Mǎng

The Pocket Dawgs

This week's crossword clue

12 Across: Invitation for sex on a distinctive roof (4)

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