The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Thirty-Three

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Thirty-Three

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 2

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
24'
Benjamin Pavard
0 - 2
42'
Mohamed Salah
Álvaro Morata
89'
1 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 2

Maychester United

0 - 1
81'
Hakim Ziyech
0 - 2
86'
Eden Hazard (Retired)

Weasels

0 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Crystal Phallus

1 - 2

Brigstock Big Cocks

Sadio Mané (Retired)
12'
1 - 0
1 - 1
22'
Kylian Mbappé
1 - 2
66'
Arthur

AFC He-Man

3 - 0

FC Cers City

Ferran Torres
3'
1 - 0
Ferran Torres
30'
2 - 0
Julian Brandt
93'
3 - 0

Os Patos

2 - 1

Arbor Red

Romelu Lukaku
13'
1 - 0
1 - 1
38'
Vitolo
Kostas Manolas
77'
2 - 1

FC Carrcelona

1 - 0

Qiú Mǎng

Allan
17'
1 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 0

Nilwall FC

Mancs in Black

0 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
56'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 2
82'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

La Ball de la Foot

Declan Rice
13'
1 - 0

This week's crossword clue

30 Across: Boys performing in building with aquariums (3,4)

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