Crystal Phallus

Farcelona

Sadio Mané (Retired)
5'
1 - 0
1 - 1
32'
Rodrigo Bentancur
1 - 2
66'
Tammy Abraham
1 - 3
89'
Ángel Di María

Brigstock Big Cocks

Surreal Moneyball

Richarlison (OG)
6'
1 - 0
Raúl Jiménez
15'
2 - 0
Raúl Jiménez
24'
3 - 0
3 - 1
27'
Andrew Robertson (OG)
3 - 2
66'
Ciro Immobile
Kim Jin-Hyuk (OG)
73'
4 - 2

Another heavy defeat for Surreal Madrid, I truly hope they can pick themselves up again after this one.

By Bonny Cillilly

Möhömahamörssit

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
2'
Christian Pulisic
0 - 2
80'
Olivier Giroud

FC Cers City

The Pocket Dawgs

Riyad Mahrez
13'
1 - 0
Stefan Savić
61'
2 - 0
2 - 1
72'
Maximiliano Gómez
2 - 2
75'
Stefan de Vrij
Lautaro Martínez
78'
3 - 2
3 - 3
86'
Yannick Carrasco
Lautaro Martínez
93'
4 - 3
Lautaro Martínez
97'
5 - 3

Nilwall FC

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
5'
Dejan Kulusevski
Niklas Süle
42'
1 - 1
Harry Kane
49'
2 - 1
2 - 2
83'
Dejan Kulusevski
Ansu Fati
85'
3 - 2
Christian Eriksen
89'
4 - 2
4 - 3
93'
Antoine Griezmann

Los Hijos de Chud

FC Carrcelona

0 - 1
8'
Presnel Kimpembe
0 - 2
38'
Dries Mertens (Pen)
0 - 3
41'
Allan
0 - 4
47'
Dries Mertens
0 - 5
56'
Alexander Isak
0 - 6
76'
Florian Thauvin
Mario Götze
87'
1 - 6
1 - 7
89'
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain

La Ball de la Foot

Mancs in Black

Lucas Ocampos (Pen)
2'
1 - 0
1 - 1
23'
Paulo Dybala (Pen)
1 - 2
26'
Ousmane Dembélé
1 - 3
66'
Ousmane Dembélé
Lucas Ocampos
89'
2 - 3

VOLCANO: Andre Villas-Boas replaced by Thierry Henry

Os Patos

AFC He-Man

Arbor Red

Weasels

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Maychester United

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
10'
1 - 0
1 - 1
35'
Hans Hateboer
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
76'
2 - 1

RED Casemiro 13′

This week's crossword clue

2 Down: It's in to interrupt and it's out to omit (3)

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