The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Seventeen

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 1

Maychester United

Ciro Immobile
70'
1 - 0
1 - 1
80'
Mario Mandžukić (Retired)

Farcelona

0 - 2

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
69'
Cristiano Ronaldo (Retired)
0 - 2
92'
Emre Can

AFC He-Man

4 - 0

Möhömahamörssit

Ferran Torres
10'
1 - 0
Philippe Coutinho
22'
2 - 0
Luis Suárez (Pen)
57'
3 - 0
Luis Suárez
90'
4 - 0

Mancs in Black

3 - 0

The Pocket Dawgs

Paulo Dybala
9'
1 - 0
Sergio Ramos (Pen)
20'
2 - 0
Victor Osimhen
54'
3 - 0

FC Carrcelona

1 - 1

Arbor Red

Gabriel Jesus
20'
1 - 0
1 - 1
29'
Mikel Oyarzabal

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 4

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1
19'
Mohamed Salah
0 - 2
49'
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang (Pen)
0 - 3
66'
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
0 - 4
79'
Marco Asensio

MISSED PEN Aubameyang 77′

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
60'
Lucas Ocampos

Weasels

1 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
24'
Héctor Bellerín
0 - 2
43'
Erling Haaland
Odsonne Edouard
72'
1 - 2

Os Patos

2 - 2

Nilwall FC

Kostas Manolas
7'
1 - 0
1 - 1
11'
Niklas Süle
1 - 2
34'
Harry Kane
Romelu Lukaku
49'
2 - 2

Crystal Phallus

0 - 0

FC Cers City

RED Vrsaljko 92′

This week's crossword clue

16 Across: Not quick enough to have ingested a wrench (3,4)

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