The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Fifteen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Fifteen

Arbor Red

3 - 4

Os Patos

0 - 1
7'
Iago Aspas
Koke
10'
1 - 1
1 - 2
13'
Romelu Lukaku
1 - 3
15'
Romelu Lukaku
1 - 4
29'
Leroy Sané
Bruno Fernandes
36'
2 - 4
Sergio Agüero (Retired)
46'
3 - 4

Chilean Menace

0 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
28'
Héctor Herrera
0 - 2
86'
José Gayà (Pen)

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 3

Crystal Phallus

0 - 1
3'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
0 - 2
6'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
0 - 3
8'
Georginio Wijnaldum

FC Cers City

0 - 2

AFC He-Man

0 - 1
8'
Luis Suárez (Pen)
0 - 2
66'
Luis Suárez

Maychester United

2 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

Iñaki Williams
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
39'
Marcos Llorente
1 - 2
58'
Thorgan Hazard
Raúl García
90'
2 - 2

Nilwall FC

0 - 2

Farcelona

0 - 1
21'
Nicolò Barella (Pen)
0 - 2
45'
Nicolò Barella (Pen)

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 2

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1
4'
Lionel Messi
0 - 2
20'
Lionel Messi (Pen)

Qiú Mǎng

1 - 1

FC Carrcelona

Erling Haaland (Pen)
10'
1 - 0
1 - 1
71'
Joël Matip

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 0

Weasels

Ivan Perišić
41'
1 - 0
Edinson Cavani
88'
2 - 0

VOLCANO: Emma Hayes replaced by Ivan Jurić

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 1
21'
Álvaro Morata

VOLCANO: Michael Zorc replaced by Dean Smith

This week's crossword clue

24 Across: Concerned about Attila, the warlord from the fifth century (7)

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