The Gobshite Report - Season Five - Gameweek Twelve

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Table as of Gameweek Twelve

Los Hijos de Chud

1 - 0

Crystal Phallus

Marco Reus (Pen)
68'
1 - 0

FC Carrcelona

1 - 2

Os Patos

0 - 1
64'
João Félix
0 - 2
66'
Romelu Lukaku
Willian
92'
1 - 2

AFC He-Man

1 - 1

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1
4'
Arthur
Gabriel Paulista
95'
1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
26'
Ismaily

Maychester United

3 - 0

Chilean Menace

Hakim Ziyech
18'
1 - 0
Iñaki Williams
50'
2 - 0
Pepe
78'
3 - 0

Farcelona

0 - 0

Arbor Red

RED Barella 70′

Surreal Moneyball

1 - 4

La Ball de la Foot

Mauro Icardi
45+1'
1 - 0
1 - 1
61'
Ricardo Pereira
1 - 2
62'
Memphis Depay
1 - 3
66'
Karim Benzema
1 - 4
75'
Miralem Pjanić

The Pocket Dawgs

2 - 2

Wedge Bromwich Albion

Robert Lewandowski
36'
1 - 0
1 - 1
42'
Federico Chiesa
1 - 2
51'
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Robert Lewandowski
70'
2 - 2

Mancs in Black

1 - 1

Nilwall FC

Ousmane Dembélé
15'
1 - 0
1 - 1
64'
Mason Greenwood (Retired)

MISSED PEN Ramos 51′

Weasels

0 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
85'
Lucas Moura

This week's crossword clue

30 Down: Share resources in messy loop (4)

Crossword grid