The Gobshite Report - Season Eleven - Gameweek Five

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Brigstock Big Cocks

0 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
88'
Romelu Lukaku

Illamanati

1 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

Jack Grealish
9'
1 - 0
1 - 1
71'
Jules Koundé

MISSED PEN Pogba 26′

Farcelona

0 - 0

FC Cers City

Los Hijos de Chud

6 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Marco Reus
6'
1 - 0
Thomas Müller
13'
2 - 0
Marco Reus
16'
3 - 0
Luis Suárez
68'
4 - 0
Marco Reus (Pen)
83'
5 - 0
Raúl Jiménez
89'
6 - 0

RED Demirbay 20′

Mancs in Black

5 - 1

AFC He-Man

Lorenzo Insigne
20'
1 - 0
1 - 1
48'
Jamie Vardy
Robert Lewandowski (Pen)
54'
2 - 1
Robert Lewandowski
57'
3 - 1
Çağlar Söyüncü
70'
4 - 1
Robert Lewandowski
81'
5 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

4 - 1

Nilwall FC

0 - 1
2'
Harry Kane (Pen)
Luka Jović
10'
1 - 1
Hirving Lozano
34'
2 - 1
Luka Jović
37'
3 - 1
Vinícius Júnior
65'
4 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 3

Chilean Menace

0 - 1
45+1'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
47'
Leandro Paredes
0 - 3
82'
Lautaro Martínez

MISSED PEN Martial 91′

Os Patos

1 - 2

The Shola System

Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
3'
1 - 0
1 - 1
34'
Kylian Mbappé
1 - 2
81'
Kylian Mbappé

Wedge Bromwich Albion

0 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
90'
Piotr Zieliński

Weasels

1 - 0

Maychester United

Marten de Roon
77'
1 - 0

RED Radebe 76′