The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Thirty-One

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Tiki Taka Toah

3 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
13'
Kai Havertz
Gregoire François
61'
1 - 1
Abdul Boateng
73'
2 - 1
Gavi
84'
3 - 1

Nanard Corruption Football

4 - 2

FC Cers City

Marco Asensio
4'
1 - 0
Merih Demiral
16'
2 - 0
Vinícius Júnior
35'
3 - 0
3 - 1
41'
Piotr Zieliński
3 - 2
48'
Ousmane Dembélé
Ismaël Bennacer (Pen)
78'
4 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

2 - 3

La Ball de la Foot

0 - 1
3'
Antoine Griezmann
Alexander Isak
26'
1 - 1
1 - 2
37'
Rafael Leão
Edin Džeko
39'
2 - 2
2 - 3
93'
Antoine Griezmann

Mancs in Black

1 - 2

Much and More FC

0 - 1
28'
Kylian Mbappé (Pen)
Rodri
31'
1 - 1
1 - 2
78'
Kylian Mbappé

Pantabangan Wanderers

2 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
10'
Lautaro Martínez
0 - 2
70'
Lautaro Martínez
Mattia Zaccagni
76'
1 - 2
Álvaro Morata
86'
2 - 2

Kamara Chameleon Collective

0 - 2

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
12'
Miguel Almirón
0 - 2
52'
Bukayo Saka

St Marten Saints

0 - 3

The Shola System

0 - 1
7'
Dejan Kulusevski
0 - 2
33'
Marco Verratti
0 - 3
41'
Luis Díaz

Maychester United

1 - 1

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
18'
Sadio Mané (Retired)
Wout Weghorst
45'
1 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Os Patos

2 - 0

Tiki Taka Toah

Alphonso Davies
9'
1 - 0
Jack Oliver
40'
2 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

1 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Federico Dimarco (Pen)
93'
1 - 0

MISSED PEN Bilva 31′

Sh1tesse

0 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Los Hijos de Chud

5 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Danson Owino
7
1 - 0
Danson Owino
19
2 - 0
Danson Owino
32
3 - 0
Danson Owino
47
4 - 0
Danson Owino
53
5 - 0

Weasels

1 - 2

Mancs in Black

0 - 1
2
Rodri
0 - 2
46
Marcus Rashford
Emile Smith Rowe
90+2
1 - 2

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 1

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

Christian Pulisic
1 - 0
1 - 1
Raheem Sterling
Guillermo Torres
2 - 1

RED: Veltman 15′

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 1

Pantabangan Wanderers

Sergio Ramos
4
1 - 0
1 - 1
52
Álvaro Morata

Much and More FC

3 - 0

St Marten Saints

Kylian Mbappé
27
1 - 0
İlkay Gündoğan
34
2 - 0
Kylian Mbappé
52
3 - 0

Sh1tesse

2 - 2

Tiki Taka Toah

Memphis Depay
1
1 - 0
1 - 1
23
Javairô Dilrosun
Memphis Depay
61
2 - 1
2 - 2
82
Oumar Diallo (Retired)

RED: de Ligt 33′

Nanard Corruption Football

3 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
4
Edin Džeko
Victor Osimhen
10
1 - 1
Mateo Kovačić
23
2 - 1
Victor Osimhen
86
3 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

3 - 0

FC Cers City

Lucky Radebe (Retired)
26
1 - 0
Miguel Almirón
82
2 - 0
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
90+3
3 - 0