The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Twenty

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

Qiú Mǎng

2 - 1

Flying Faux Soccer

Mikel Oyarzabal (Pen)
15
1 - 0
Bukayo Saka
27
2 - 0
2 - 1
50
Phil Foden

St Marten Saints

1 - 2

Pantabangan Wanderers

Dušan Tadić
12
1 - 0
1 - 1
36
Virgil van Dijk (OG)
1 - 2
90
Marcos Llorente

MAN-WINNING MIDFIELDER: Tadic 41′

Sh1tesse

4 - 3

Os Patos

Marko Arnautović
26
1 - 0
Antony (Retired)
39
2 - 0
Marko Arnautović
52
3 - 0
3 - 1
55
Andreas Schjelderup
3 - 2
58
Aleksandar Mitrović
Marko Arnautović
67
4 - 2
4 - 3
90+3
Franck Kessié (Pen)

Maychester United

2 - 0

Farcelona

Hakan Çalhanoğlu
40
1 - 0
Federico Chiesa
42
2 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

0 - 2

Möhömahamörssit

0 - 1
17
Alexander Isak
0 - 2
71
Alexander Isak

The Shola System

4 - 0

Mancs in Black

Harry Kane (Pen)
9
1 - 0
Marcelo Brozović
22
2 - 0
Harry Kane
36
3 - 0
Harry Kane
71
4 - 0

GAVE AWAY A PEN, THE MORON Kim 8′

La Ball de la Foot

1 - 1

FC Cers City

0 - 1
36
Benjamin Pavard
Lionel Messi
77
1 - 1

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 0

AllChipsBelongToUs FC

NAUGHTY BOY BUT I WAS DISTRACTED SO DIDN’T SEE IT: Rice 52′

Brigstock Big Cocks

3 - 3

Tiki Taka Toah

0 - 1
8
Gavi
Neymar
9
1 - 1
Leandro Trossard
37
2 - 1
2 - 2
47
Gavi
2 - 3
69
Gavi
Ciro Immobile
90+3
3 - 3

The Pocket Dawgs

3 - 0

Brigstock Big Cocks

Sadio Mané (Retired)
7
1 - 0
Lorenzo Pellegrini
60
2 - 0
Sadio Mané (Retired)
79
3 - 0

Farcelona

1 - 2

Weasels

0 - 1
16
Norman Onyango
Iker Muniain
47
1 - 1
1 - 2
49
Callum Wilson