The Gobshite Report - Season Eighteen - Gameweek Seventeen

Our team of intrepid reporters attends every game in the Gobshite Draft League so that you don’t have to!

The Shola System

2 - 2

The Pocket Dawgs

0 - 1
6
Rafa
Harry Kane
60
1 - 1
Harry Kane
78
2 - 1
Rafa
82
3 - 1

La Ball de la Foot

2 - 1

Möhömahamörssit

Antoine Griezmann
35
1 - 0
Rafael Leão
43
2 - 0
2 - 1
45+3
Pedri

Nanard Corruption Football

2 - 1

Tiki Taka Toah

Cristian Romero
64
1 - 0
Vinícius Júnior
78
2 - 0
2 - 1
83
Carlos Rodríguez

Pen SAVED: Lo Celsio 56′

Los Hijos de Chud

0 - 1

Farcelona

0 - 1
88
Arnaut Danjuma

Brigstock Big Cocks

1 - 0

St Marten Saints

Neymar
58
1 - 0

Flying Faux Soccer

2 - 0

Surreal Moneyball

Phil Foden
5
1 - 0
Bernardo Silva
21
2 - 0

Much and More FC

0 - 3

Weasels

0 - 1
18
Alexis Umeres
0 - 2
64
Alexis Umeres
0 - 3
67
Lautaro Martínez

Mancs in Black

2 - 1

Maychester United

Pedro Gonçalves
50
1 - 0
Gerard Moreno
76
2 - 0
Iñigo Martínez
90+2
3 - 0

Pantabangan Wanderers

1 - 4

Nanard Corruption Football

Pedro Porro
16
1 - 0
1 - 1
55
Toni Kroos
1 - 2
60
Mateo Kovačić
1 - 3
70
Victor Osimhen
1 - 4
80
Victor Osimhen

SECOND YELLOW, THE IDIOT: Upamecano 48′

PSYCHOPATH: Bennacer 90′

Möhömahamörssit

1 - 1

Sh1tesse

Robert Lewandowski
79
1 - 0
1 - 1
86
Nathan Aké

The Pocket Dawgs

1 - 1

Qiú Mǎng

0 - 1
17
Lucky Radebe (Retired)
Sadio Mané (Retired)
36
1 - 1

Kamara Chameleon Collective

2 - 0

Los Hijos de Chud

Jorginho (Pen)
4
1 - 0
Erling Haaland
36
2 - 0